Title: Being Married to a....
Author: WinterBubbleTea
Drama: Bromance
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Du Zi Feng/ Pi Ya Nuo
Pairing: Du Zi Feng/ Pi Ya Nuo
Summary: There are many things Ya Nuo couldn't stand.
Being Married to a ...neurotic cat as Ya Nuo labels Zi Feng. Why did she decide her husband wasn't at all a human. He takes forever to groom in the bathroom, trying to be let in to her her business was practically impossible that she really wanted to own two bathrooms.
Their shared quarters is neat and tidy, however, when she isn't looking her drawer are open and many of her clothes are flung all over the bed. She even caught her husband rolling on them and she isn't sure what to make of his behavior.
It wasn't until Xiao Jing mentions that cat tend to rub against everything to spread their scent as claiming. Ya Nuo would watch over her husband carefully when he wasn't looking. Those cat like eyes staring into the air when he was in his office thinking unblinking.
Then of course the constant way he would press against her and rub against her. She wonder if there was some sort of ritual. The presentation of food to her, she couldn't imagine a cat presenting a dead rat to her, but Zi Feng style was neat.
Then the insistent when they both were on the couch and he was lay out on her lap to pet him and rub his brow and forehead. To help him relax.
Then the odd knick knacks that pop up in their share space, the shredding of paper of photographs of Zhe Rui. She wonder if she was missing the hints, but he seem pretty content wth her until he wasn't and then the pouting would happen.
Finally she was tired and google up on how to stop her husband from rubbing and touching all her stuff. When he started to go into her drawer a spray bottle with water sprays at him and he jumps away. She made sure to install those usb cameras so she could watch later on.
Then he popped up near her to rub against her neck she tug out a spray bottle and spray him. He hisses and backs away and glares. "Ya Nuo~!"
"Bad kitty..." Ya Nuo states.
"I am not a cat!" Zi Feng huffs, but she sprays and he backs away.
Ya Nuo said, "Then stop terrorizing my stuff!~" She was very mad at him when she found her Andy Lai autograph calendar shredded.
"Well you got one thing wrong..." Zi Feng states as he got spray again and again. "I am fine with water!' He tackles her and screams went on inside the room.
Being Married to a ...neurotic cat as Ya Nuo labels Zi Feng. Why did she decide her husband wasn't at all a human. He takes forever to groom in the bathroom, trying to be let in to her her business was practically impossible that she really wanted to own two bathrooms.
Their shared quarters is neat and tidy, however, when she isn't looking her drawer are open and many of her clothes are flung all over the bed. She even caught her husband rolling on them and she isn't sure what to make of his behavior.
It wasn't until Xiao Jing mentions that cat tend to rub against everything to spread their scent as claiming. Ya Nuo would watch over her husband carefully when he wasn't looking. Those cat like eyes staring into the air when he was in his office thinking unblinking.
Then of course the constant way he would press against her and rub against her. She wonder if there was some sort of ritual. The presentation of food to her, she couldn't imagine a cat presenting a dead rat to her, but Zi Feng style was neat.
Then the insistent when they both were on the couch and he was lay out on her lap to pet him and rub his brow and forehead. To help him relax.
Then the odd knick knacks that pop up in their share space, the shredding of paper of photographs of Zhe Rui. She wonder if she was missing the hints, but he seem pretty content wth her until he wasn't and then the pouting would happen.
Finally she was tired and google up on how to stop her husband from rubbing and touching all her stuff. When he started to go into her drawer a spray bottle with water sprays at him and he jumps away. She made sure to install those usb cameras so she could watch later on.
Then he popped up near her to rub against her neck she tug out a spray bottle and spray him. He hisses and backs away and glares. "Ya Nuo~!"
"Bad kitty..." Ya Nuo states.
"I am not a cat!" Zi Feng huffs, but she sprays and he backs away.
Ya Nuo said, "Then stop terrorizing my stuff!~" She was very mad at him when she found her Andy Lai autograph calendar shredded.
"Well you got one thing wrong..." Zi Feng states as he got spray again and again. "I am fine with water!' He tackles her and screams went on inside the room.
Adorable! I had a cat before and yes it was like that, very territorial.
ReplyDeleteI never had one haha
DeleteAhahaha this one is great! I thought zifeng is a tiger!but its crazy if he spray his urine to make his territorial.. and the thought of dead rat is so funny! Looks like your in a mood to write..😄
ReplyDeleteSpray urine yeah I recall vaguely on cats but mostly I thought it was dogs that does that.
DeleteTHIS! Omg, this is just so freaking adorable!
ReplyDeleteCute so glad that you keep on making stories on our beloved yanou nd zifeng. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteThank you very much for the compliment! I will continue writing small short stories since it's faster haha
DeleteCat like eyes ? Zifeng? kkkkk... thanks Prof, another adorable DuPi tale <3333
ReplyDelete*Stares at you with her koala eyes*
DeleteWinter, i read this as my entertainment during lunch break. Well after I had my lunch ofcourse. Entertaining! ZF manifestation as cat-like, hmm.. New thing! Keep up the good work! -miralocco
ReplyDelete(Bows) Just don't get in trouble at work..even if it is a lunch break. I also worries if I write a funny one you might choke
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